hehehehehehe. We win :) Totally, totally worth it. Favourite moment of the night was the moment you realised you were actually going to have to follow through. Hehehehe.

EMBRACE THE STRANGENESS.

You're lucky I didn't exercise the trick I had intended to.

otherwise it would be everyone else

who shat bricks.

But you didn't. Victory!

Fucking hell Nicholas. Pics or it didn't happen, you know the rules.

I HAVE PICS. THE INTERNET DEMANDS THEM.

I just don't want to die at the hands of my lover, so cliche.

you have pics?!?!?!?!?

what!?

The arm of the Shona is long, and reaches far.

ATTENTION LJ:

Anyone who fulfills this request is warned of the following:

I will ramp a car off a carpark

drive it into your window

then get out

and punch you in the face.

Like this

lololololololololololololololol

I'd post just to see that happen.

TURBO BOOST

THE RPM

ITS OVER 9000!

"You should think more." That's what you tell all your favourite wimminz? :(((

When I'm pissed, yes. Then again, I also say it, sober, to people on the internets, people IRL and... well... I don't actually mean anything by it.

I really really really don't like the idea that I upset you. I don't think I could handle the continuing existence of those open brackets. I endeavour to make them closed.


I posted an apology to your address in this box. I hope it reaches you intact and that the meaning is not lost in the mail on you!

o_O

tl;dr nothing meant, sorry, do you still love me?

good timing

It was hot. Also, lol you must have written this after I left for work.

I did.

ghhhh.

Hey, I did it before it was cool.


Admittedly, I then got taken home vomiting the entire time and went into shock and alcohol depression the next week or so...

Still, I maintain I set the trend.

And I'm not putting it to you that I'm the first, best or even the trendiest doer-of-dumb-homosexual-things-whilst-drunk.

I put it to you that it's especially bad considering its me.

:/

Hmmm... quite possibly true.

Hats off all round.

Just laugh it off. I mean, it's no dumber than jumping into a pool fully clothed, or setting a fart on fire, or jumping off a balcony, right? There are heaps of worse things you probs coulda done, including swing a punch at someone.

Hahahah, I'm not that cut up about it, in fact I think it's really funny.

But there's that queasy
strange
uncertain feeling

that I'll have to explain this to someone who will think it's less funny.

and it is strange - like somebody's been wearing my face again.

Well, it's good you think it's funny. Because yeah in all seriousness having been in the exact, same... situation.... umm well yes, it can be pretty hard especially when you get ribbed. I think if you get ribbed or someone has a problem with it, point out you were drunk, people were egging you on and it was ultimately harmless. If people don't except that, fuck'em!

And sorry about the face... can I be blamed for wanting to wear such a gorgeous portrait of manhood? I always stitch it back on reaaaaaal good, I promise. (I totally didn't really get the last bit, therefore cracked a crappy joke)