Some question my methods...
they are wrong.
GODOMOT BON 
7th-Sep-2008 09:09 am
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Dear Magdalena,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO KISS A MAN

curse [info]saint_aura's terrible lawyering.

and [info]ieatmousse's ridiculous bargaining.

This is what happens when people don't do exactly what I tell them to (or out of spirit I decided maybe I shouldn't tell them what to do all the time) - I have to make out with a man.

[info]knightpanda's 19th was full of the honesty and strangeness that I had hoped our little group was about.

OH THE STRANGENESS
Comments 
7th-Sep-2008 01:16 am (UTC)
hehehehehehe. We win :) Totally, totally worth it. Favourite moment of the night was the moment you realised you were actually going to have to follow through. Hehehehe.

EMBRACE THE STRANGENESS.
7th-Sep-2008 06:26 am (UTC)
You're lucky I didn't exercise the trick I had intended to.

otherwise it would be everyone else

who shat bricks.
9th-Sep-2008 10:52 am (UTC)
But you didn't. Victory!
7th-Sep-2008 05:05 am (UTC)
Fucking hell Nicholas. Pics or it didn't happen, you know the rules.
8th-Sep-2008 12:50 am (UTC)
I HAVE PICS. THE INTERNET DEMANDS THEM.

I just don't want to die at the hands of my lover, so cliche.
8th-Sep-2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
you have pics?!?!?!?!?

what!?
9th-Sep-2008 03:22 am (UTC)
Anonymous
The arm of the Shona is long, and reaches far.
8th-Sep-2008 08:34 am (UTC)
ATTENTION LJ:

Anyone who fulfills this request is warned of the following:

I will ramp a car off a carpark

drive it into your window

then get out

and punch you in the face.

Like this
9th-Sep-2008 10:49 am (UTC)
lololololololololololololololol

I'd post just to see that happen.
14th-Sep-2008 08:29 am (UTC)
TURBO BOOST
14th-Sep-2008 08:32 am (UTC)
THE RPM

ITS OVER 9000!
7th-Sep-2008 06:12 am (UTC)
"You should think more." That's what you tell all your favourite wimminz? :(((
7th-Sep-2008 06:25 am (UTC)
When I'm pissed, yes. Then again, I also say it, sober, to people on the internets, people IRL and... well... I don't actually mean anything by it.

I really really really don't like the idea that I upset you. I don't think I could handle the continuing existence of those open brackets. I endeavour to make them closed.


I posted an apology to your address in this box. I hope it reaches you intact and that the meaning is not lost in the mail on you!
7th-Sep-2008 06:28 am (UTC)
o_O
7th-Sep-2008 06:31 am (UTC)
tl;dr nothing meant, sorry, do you still love me?
7th-Sep-2008 06:29 am (UTC)
good timing
8th-Sep-2008 12:51 am (UTC)
It was hot. Also, lol you must have written this after I left for work.
8th-Sep-2008 04:35 am (UTC)
I did.

ghhhh.
8th-Sep-2008 12:00 pm (UTC)
Hey, I did it before it was cool.


Admittedly, I then got taken home vomiting the entire time and went into shock and alcohol depression the next week or so...

Still, I maintain I set the trend.
8th-Sep-2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
And I'm not putting it to you that I'm the first, best or even the trendiest doer-of-dumb-homosexual-things-whilst-drunk.

I put it to you that it's especially bad considering its me.

:/
8th-Sep-2008 12:41 pm (UTC)
Hmmm... quite possibly true.

Hats off all round.

Just laugh it off. I mean, it's no dumber than jumping into a pool fully clothed, or setting a fart on fire, or jumping off a balcony, right? There are heaps of worse things you probs coulda done, including swing a punch at someone.
8th-Sep-2008 12:50 pm (UTC)
Hahahah, I'm not that cut up about it, in fact I think it's really funny.

But there's that queasy
strange
uncertain feeling

that I'll have to explain this to someone who will think it's less funny.

and it is strange - like somebody's been wearing my face again.
8th-Sep-2008 02:04 pm (UTC)
Well, it's good you think it's funny. Because yeah in all seriousness having been in the exact, same... situation.... umm well yes, it can be pretty hard especially when you get ribbed. I think if you get ribbed or someone has a problem with it, point out you were drunk, people were egging you on and it was ultimately harmless. If people don't except that, fuck'em!

And sorry about the face... can I be blamed for wanting to wear such a gorgeous portrait of manhood? I always stitch it back on reaaaaaal good, I promise. (I totally didn't really get the last bit, therefore cracked a crappy joke)
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