Current location:	Computer Chair
Current mood:	depressed
Current music:	Discipline - Nine Inch Nails
Entry tags:	christians, etc., fail, nicholas melas appreciation week, world fail day, world youth day week month

You Are A One-Carriage Failtrain
Dear Magdalena,

HELLO MEATBAGS

Welcome to Sydney shitbags! I hope you're having a nice time, Despisers of the Body! Feel free to get an authentic Sydney Buses Volvo imprint on your forehead - but be quick, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING FAST!

I congratulate you for coming here with only the faith in your hearts, and leaving the brains in your head back at home, where they belong. Whilst you are here, some of the many things you should consider doing are:

• Getting run over by a bus.


• Getting run over by a train.


• Getting run over by a car.


• Taking up the whole street and getting others run over by buses, trains and cars.


• Be loud, chant bullshit and sing all day.


• Have christian rave parties (which are extremely tempting for the vibe.)


• Present your catholic schoolgirls.


• Did I mention getting yourselves run over?


• Pick up diseases like gastroenteritis, influenza and pregnancy.


• Perpetuate your cult by all means possible.


• Meet your maker.


• Be the only people on the street to check me out (you should seriously do this more often.)


• Wear stars on one pants leg and stripes on the other.


• Congregate around churches.


• Congregate around Town Hall (which is really funny considering the emos and lads being outnumbered by quixotic christians)


• Give me something to grumble about


• Wear offensive t-shirts. Only, offensive to atheists.


• You should probably get run over at least once. Culture shock.


• Talk to me! You'll regret it, I promise!

Also, I think it's time for NICHOLAS MELAS APPRECIATION WEEK some time soon.

Yours,
Ninja.